Friday 10 December 2010

Narnia: Voyage of the Yawn treader

It pains me to have to write a bad review about a film, that essentially bigs up Jesus, however it has to be done.

What went wrong?

Well first off there wasn't enough of Aslan in it, and the lines he came out with when he was there weren't exactly regal, more cringey. Secondly, the majority of the acting was BAD. Lucy and Edmond were as usual, stunted, slow and unemotional. Eustace, (their annoying cousin) though a irritating character was not a bad actor. Apart from all this, the storyline was slow, the plot thin, and the special effects, well, not very special.
I have to say, the highlight for me was Ben Barnes' (prince caspian) face.
Enough said.
2/5 stars.

Thursday 2 December 2010

Snow, you're boring me

I cannot begin to say how much i am bored by the 2 foot of snow that we have and the constant snow fall that is still terrorising the nation, not in the least Harthill. For goodness sake, we're people too! Come clear our roads please! The village is running out of milk and bread and soon we're going to die of starvation... Maybe a little exaggeration but i am bored of being stuck in the house.

On a happier note, it is quite nice to see all the village out, shovelling their cars out of their homemade igloos, and people furiously rushing round our tiny co-op to get the last loaf of bread and gettingg wine instead of milk (at least that's what we did). What's more is that i have been watching copious amounts of Gavin and Stacey (new found love) and a few films, such as The boy's are back (not bad but lacking) and the carriers (adequate). This morning has turned out to be okay at the moment because i found out that Glee have done a Christmas album and Last Christmas is on it! Excited.

As for work we won't talk about that, or the fact that it's half 8 in the morning and ive already been up for 2 and a half hours.

Tidy.